Sima

Fuck off.

9th or even 10th if our squad gets too strained. We have missed a massive opportunity to kick on in this window and even if the likes of Best and Lovenkrands weren't that good they were still bodies and they would do a job when called upon. Big gamble by Ashley and we've got to bank on Pardew to keep the top players performing to the level they did last season and hope they don't become disillusioned at our lack of incomings.

What a horrible cunt Neil Lennon is.

Cesar Boswinga Ferdinand Mbia Fabio Hoillett Diakite Park Granero Tarrabt Cisse Haven't they signed another CB?

Lee Clark sounds about 100 years old.

Dempsey < Moutinho Dempsey > Henderson, etc. So him going to Spurs rather than Liverpool, instead of them getting Moutinho is brilliant move for us imo. Let's wait and see but this was my first reaction too. If Liverpool get no one in they'll have egg on their faces after letting Carroll and Adam go. Spurs very much an unknown force, hopefully they don't get any more in. Could be a few clubs active in the market in January, including us.

The clip of that Everton fan centre shot, man.

Sources at Marseille tell me.... Come off it man, you fucking bullshitter.

2012's Steven Pienaar

Spurs

Brick Top on Sky Sports News

No fixtures yet?

How big is your car? I'm going with The Ant Hill Mob

Car through the Eurotunnel to Calais is only £81 for up to 9 passengers 71.4 miles from Calais to Brugge.

Anyone got any idea of the dates of the away trips yet or does the scheduling get done later?

All easily accessible away games.

Liverpool

COONS PARK RANGERS!

Fucks sake

He makes it sound like someone is going to break in, bundle a player into a van and drive him off to a new club. You don't have to be careful, you just have to turn them all down! Depends how much is offered, would you turn down 20 million for Cabaye? Fantasy land I know, but I'd sell Cabaye for £20m then test Everton's resolve with a £25m bid for Fellaini

Should offer Liverpool £15m for the pair of them.

Juventus in 2002. Sheffield Wednesday in 1993 Mathie's goal

Just had a nightmare we'd accepted a bid from Chelsea for him in the region of £19m. Payable over seven years Woke up in a cold sweat.

On who they want in the next round of the cup Remember them saying the same shit about the FA Cup last season until they got dicked by Everton.