Sima

SLEEPER. SLEEPER ON DEMBA BA!

I'd fine Jonas 100 weeks wages for that like.

That's what you get from Pardew phoning Stone should have just claimed he was going into a tunnel.

Perch just kicked Snodgrass' leg clean off.

Ben Arfa taking the piss.

King Shola.

HBA

I'm actually raging at that like. Absolutely moronic.

Fucking abysmal that like.

Fucking hell. Just place it man.

Cisse?

IT WORKED! Kind of...

Taylor

Diving header? From there?

Fucking Ben Arfa man.

Cisse is like me when I am 4-0 up on FIFA.

Poor from Cisse.

Need Cisse to get off the mark.

I wish we'd mix it up a bit on free kicks ffs.

Good that Pardew can get a signal in the ground. Like fuck can I get one.

Fuck me, what a pass.

Get off my TV Ian Ayre. You pig.

1 hour delay on the coverage?

Haha, what a wanker Voldemort is.