La Parka

Yay

Joelinton vs Sissoko is amazing.

Can we delete longstaff. Fuck meeee

The Bulgarian Buffon was unreal yesterday.

Fraud. Or cant take any pressure.

WHAT A SAVE HOLY SHIT

Ahahaha The most Newcastle performance ever.

None of them can kick a ball hard

Trippiers a radgie haha

Trippier limping We are cursed as fuck haha

Not really a game for ASM and Almiron. They don't have the space.

Time for some top tier shithousery by cambridge.

Cherio

He's offside like.

Dubs man Its fine. We could do with being out of it anyway.

Isak.

Beat me to it. Kept Ronaldo quiet. Good lad.

I mean, hes literally prime viera. Wtf.

Strikerless formation lets go. :/

If it is his achillies thats gonna knack/ And take fkn ages to heal.

Oh my Jow

Achillies tear? Looked like calf/ heel. I'm on crutches with tendonitis right now. Poor guy.

Joe is reborn.

Kaka knew.