Rich

Yes. He dithers too much, he won't spend the huge amount of money he has at his disposal, and he always, always does his business at the last moment. I also slated some of his summer signings. Namely Harewood and Knight. I was also unsure about Davies initially. But look at the evidence, he was right, I was wrong. That's the thing with him, you just have to trust him, he does things in a weird, fucked up way, he baffles and annoys you in equal measures, but you just have to trust in him to get things right. Frustrating though it is at times. Support your manager? Get out of it man, you crackpot!

I follow La Liga closely, and this guy is the Brazilian Titus Bramble. There you go, you're sorted.

I imagine that would make it difficult to run, though. Linford Christie managed ok. As did Kris Akabusi, with those giant grapefruits of his, as this story testifies. Any fucking excuse for an Akabusi story

He's got a Spanish passport, dual nationality. No permit needed.

I imagine that would make it difficult to run, though. He could just bounce everywhere, although sitting on a space-hopper. Might be why he's so lethal in the air. BA-DOING!! (Ouch) BA-DOING!! (Ouch) And so on...

He has to be given a chance if he comes, like everyone else. He's going to have to show some serious signs of quality though and quick if he wants to make it here.

Thanks Chap.

He's going to need a gigantic pair of cojones to succeed if he comes here like. Not ability on the field, not communication skills, just pure and simple cojones. Like grapefruits.

I don't know if you are joking but I will answer as if you seriously mean it 1. James Milner is better than Wayne Routledge. This is indisputable. 2. Martin O'Neill is not very shrewd in the sense of spend little gain big. Harewood, Knight. Young is not cheap, Davies is not cheap. How in the merry name of all that is holy can an opinion be indisputable? How? Especially yours man, come off it I'm not saying I disagree or anything, but dear me, are you serious?

I'm going to snap soon.

1 goal in last 7 league games T___T I believed you at first, but it's actually 3. Aye, 1 in the last six. Our current goals per game ratio is 3rd worst in our PL history behind 97-98 (13th) and last season (13th). Good times, good times. I think I've gone beyond depressed these days, personally, as long as we don't go down things can't get much lower than they have been recently results-wise.

Anyone but him. :laugh: Someone must have seen something in him though, surely? Watch him be fucking mega.

We had a shot on target today, amazingly. Ameobi near the end.

The people desperate for any signing should be appeased at least.

1 goal in last 7 league games T___T I believed you at first, but it's actually 3.

That Vetere fella looks like he's in need of a hot dinner, and I'm amazed that he's not Jimenez. Which one is which? The guy next to Mort looks like a fucking goon, has no-one fed him? That's Vetere apparently, although you'd surely guess it was Jimenez, simply due to the stereotype of his name.

That Vetere fella looks like he's in need of a hot dinner, and I'm amazed that he's not Jimenez.

Any players, yes?

Don't tell me Football Manager got another one right?

Spot on.Boro game far more important than tonights damage limitation exercise. If we don't beat the Beasts it's going to be like end of days on here.

Alright, who the fuck has hacked Wullie's account?

Get behind the lad ffs. Tongue in cheek man, I thought he was our best player tonight. Only one who looked like he gave a toss. Really? I thought he was fucking useless as per usual. No, not at all. He's doing a great job of proving you right, the cunt.

Get behind the lad ffs. Tongue in cheek man, I thought he was our best player tonight. Only one who looked like he gave a toss.

Well... that was pretty much as expected, and if Ameobi wasn't such a dicksplash (heard my 60-odd year old uncle call another driver that yesterday, fantastic stuff, made me chuckle) my prediction would have been bang-on the money.

ALAN SMITH!!! OH WHAT A BEAUTY!! He's got some accuracy that lad, he was aiming for the corner flag there.