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I've started liking him since someone mentioned that when anything decent happens he can't seem to help but go 'WOAAAH!' He's usually pretty impartial too. I don't mind him. He's just painfully dull. At least this means we should be one of the main games on that programme tonight.

Tony Gubba makes my ears bleed.

Aye. Compare with the Best yellow card. Similar at best, Harley's arguably worse.

Annoying inconsistency there from the referee.

Chelsea pen now, cracking game this has been.

4-1

Ballack off Detestable twat.

Worried. Best and Carroll don't seem able to play together. Lets hope there's an improvement today.

Only change is Best for Lovenkrands

Great goal that was. Chelsea really under pressure.

Two idiot fouls from Terry in quick succession and he gets booked. He's well off the pace at the moment.

Stand outs for me were Newton, Alnwick and also Dummett, defended solidly and a superb assist for the 3rd goal. Adjei is frustrating, 2 nice goals but his final pass was lacking for me. Ameobi, as I said before, absolute manure. There was a spell late in the game where we must have put together a string of about 30 passes, and you just knew that as soon as it got to him it would end. It did.

4-2 now, mistake at the back punished with a neat finish.

Sami Ameobi, who has been rubbish, makes it 4-1 with a good finish.

Great ball from Dummett converted by Airey. 3-1.

Fabulous save from Alnwick keeps us ahead

Alnwick saves one pen before we ludicrously give another one away seconds later. Scored this time.

1-0, free kick from the wide left position from Adjei straight in. As i write the same man takes advantage of a defensive mix up to make it 2.

He still plays on Sunday mornings.

Why did they draw the line at the defenders? The key thing in this instance was whether he was ahead of the ball or not.

Blackburn-Bolton was on ESPN at 12 so I guess Sky had to shift their games back a little.

Wigan pitch looks an absolute disgrace.

Dunno about everyone else but I've really got into this game today

Because it wasn't a red card offence.