Kasper

1.09 yards

Done alright otherwise? Has probably been superb in training......

Xisco misses an empty net from 1 metre

Well we can certanly forget about signing the left back mentioned in the opening post. Raitala has had a cracking tournament in the u21 Euros and will surely go to a bigger club this summer. Should've snapped him up in January

How? Delaying picking up the ball to entice Xisco to chase it,then when he got close to the ball,Hart picked it up,and followed by giving Xisco a right mouthful.Still apparently,he likes a mouthful. That's you safe then Billy Spain have been crap this tournament. Signs of the first team of years gone by; promised alot and then fell flat on their faces. Could have done without the Confederations Cup being on at the same time really, as Fabregas, David Silva, Santi Cazorla, Pique and Busquets could probably have made a difference but even still, with the squad available, they should be doing better. Just got to hope that England beat Germany well and Spain find the net and the victory against Finland. To be fair though, we could have named Rooney. Wrong.

How many members you have ? I think its vital you have some sort of yearly fee. To organise any tifos and stuff like you said. Absolutely the way forward imo

The Sun. The Player. The Fans.

It's wishful thinking

It's causing him some muscle problems

Maybe it's from Big Willie

I'd hit that

Ahh. Behind enemy lines!

But you are from Norway

Well I guess the obvious answer is "his sister's clothes"

It was his sister God damn these Spanish freaks

Do yourself a favour. Put your bottle of white lightening down, untuck your tracky bottoms form your socks, put your baseball cap on straight and get a life I bet you any money as well that Xisco has still pulled more lasses, and better looking ones, than wshmag and the whole forum could dream of. I heard he didnt get it up though

Sparv isn't good enough. I agree. I'd still love us to go for Raitala if a bigger club doesnt offer him a good big role.

Sexuality is not a conscious choice, imo. Becoming MA's size seems more of one, though. I disagree, however I'll be fucking pissed if i find out that the only reason Shola Ameobi and Alan Smith are starting ahead of Xisco is because he's gay. You what :lol:

[photos of Xisco licking face with couple dudes] [photos of Ashley]

Sexuality is not a conscious choice, imo. Becoming MA's size seems more of one, though. Some people just have big bones or a bad metabolism

Shearer isnt an up and coming manager. Shearer is a beginner manager.

I was all for Shearer at the back end of last season for the simple fact he was the only man who could put pressure on MA to start running the club properly rather than anything to do with his managerial ability. Now Ashley is selling up he's pretty redundant but it's clear he's going to be the first choice of the majority of fans "becoz its SHEERAAA!" I don't buy into any of this shite about him knowing what the club needs/fans want. Frankly the whole 'Geordie Nation' guff wore really thin towards the end of Shepherd's time here so the idea Shearer is the only man for the job is complete bollocks. If i'm totally honest i'd much prefer we took a chance on an upcoming manager with a few years experience under his belt rather than someone with 8 games but i'm resigned to getting Shearer. There are some plus points, if he does turn out to be good the feeling around the club will be fantastic despite the fact we're in the Championship and if he's a failure then at least we know the answer to the Shearer question. He'll not be hanging around like Banquo's Ghost whenever we sack a manager. Exactly what I think. I wouldn't personally pick him but might as well get it out of the way now....

Kasper you sick fuck! YES YES YESSSSSSSSSSS

Wasnt it Guti's sister or smth

Mike Ashley cant be called a fat cunt from now on. It's a very personal insult BAN THE INEXCUSABLE FATTOPHOBES!!!