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England's formation is a circle around the edge of the pitch - couldn't try and hide any more aptly

Great to see a map of many touches England have had in the centre circle. Absolute chasm.

Welbeck is playing because he plays for Man Utd. There is no reason he's in this first XI on merit.

Lallana on, please.

Well read by Joe Hart too.

Such weak defending.

Ahahahahahahaha

Well, that's England's sob story potentially sorted for another four years

England desperate to play around the centre of midfield dat forcefield

Take Welbeck off. Just hands them the initiative.

Okay this has turned into a drab, turgid affair.

Astounds me when professionals can't get decent elevation on a ball from a corner, but I suspect it might be because they're trying to get decent whip on it too. Still, a lofty floated corner is better than not beating the first man.

What was the injury? Can't remember. Knee op, I think.

Suarez is actually moving pretty badly. Be surprised if he comes out second half.

You can invariably remove 'n England' from that. True, but the less they know about a team/individuals the less voluble they are - it's bliss.

Watching an England match is a horrible experience because of the commentary that inevitably comes with it.

Been okay so far I thought. Generally, I'd agree with you. Especially historically.

Uruguay are so detestable

Gerrard has been really good in these opening moments.

That segment on Joe Hart was bollocks btw. Still shite.

Murphy is such a fool.

Columbia spoiling a good display by being pricks.

Webb, you pussy.

He doesn't have to do diddly fucking squat for you. Yaya plays only for Yaya. Oh, and money. And respect on his birthday.