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Fuck off

YerrreeeaAaaa

Jesus

90 seconds until the word disarray is used in the context of our defending. Top job Pards.

Get the fuck in

What happens now? We had a set of results last year and changed almost nothing. I'd guess the same again.

He's nothing but a lightning rod to take the heat of Pardew and Ashley. A rodeo clown for the fans and media to focus on.

Utterly pointless blaming anything on him. Just a drink sodden embarrassment pretending to do this job.

Not even a wild and unrealistic rumour? This is boring.

No doubt we hear from Joe himself at some stage tomorrow.

Kinnear talking shite from his car window is my only realistic hope for tomorrow.

2 important players out, 1 deeply disappointing player in.

Won and played entertaining, good football for significant stretches. In real life.

OH MY SHIT YESDSS

8. We're in a world of shit.

Best chance is binning Pardew (unlikely) and hitting the reset with a manager more suited to our squad (also unlikely) who can motivate and bring back some harmony and work ethic. But even if both of these things happen, I think the individual talent is a bit overrated.

"Late chance, unlucky for us Gouffran couldn't get it over the line."

WALKING IN A PARDEW WONDERLAND

Ha. Professionals.

Give Uncle Joe a few days to acclimatize and I'm sure we will have a few signings sur la ligne shortly.

The away target: Defeats to the three bigs, draws against the three

Gameweek 1 Expectations

Newcastle 0

Arsenal 3

Liverpool 3

Spurs 3

Ahead of the pace. 

I'm not in the right frame of mind for this either Yohan.

Cheat and a cunt.

Best hope is to stifle City with this lack of quality and general shitness. Keep it respectable.

HBA set penis

Bright start, injury and/or bad refereeing decision for Pardew to focus on, go behind, wheels off, collapse. Camera pans to Kinnear sitting next to Ashley. Shola scores a late goal that nobody could fairly call a consolation.

The coverage is fine so far. Miles better than FSC. So much football. 

The spillover channels are random though with TimeWarner.

If these two are the alternative, I fully support Pardew trolling his way to the end of his contract. Just to annoy Kinnear and Ashley.