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See. Impressive dive by Fred. Stuck his arm out really well.

Don't really see how you can blame Fred for anything here. Maybe if they bothered making a chance or two?

Should've passed it sooner anyway. Fucked Fred over.

Fucking awful challenge but neymar is ridiculous.

Doves have no fucking clue where to go.

lost twice to scotland ffs. SCOTLAND

nohomo but not no nopedo?

THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING

put 4 quid on brasil to win tonight, and 1 each way on fred top scorer

Oh look, both Alves and Oscar starting. It seems that Flip is full of shit. Makes a change.

Thats silly, our group is nowt special, and if we get through we'd be facing another beatable opponent. If we get to the semis, then I'd eat my own ballsack.

http://i.imgur.com/5wo8mD3.png How has it happened man. Look at him. Doesn't even dress nails like the rest of his type. he reminds me of like a dad on holiday. That sort of dress sense. It used to annoy me that he was rich then I just thought the mans a genius. He's basically conned the world and made a stupid amount of money I mean, hes a talented man. Timber was art. But he just doesn't look like the kind of guy that could create such genius.

http://i.imgur.com/5wo8mD3.png How has it happened man. Look at him. Doesn't even dress nails like the rest of his type.

Also, those people just made millions of dollars for that. How is this something that happens.

Pitbull looks like a right fucking nerd

Aye my tits will it. The only saving grace of these things is tits. We see tits in Qatar, that lass is getting stoned in the morning.

Refresh it, he's been all over mine for about an hour. If I refresh it I will miss the greatness

Is pitbull terrible at miming or is just god awful sound system sync? Either way. SHIT Brasil. Utter Shit. I cannot fucking wait to see Manaus.

JLo too fat.

There he at.

I believe my ESPN stream is about 5 minutes behind everyone else. I'm yet to see the aforementioned Pitbull.

Maybe J-Lo was threatening to drop out because she realized how shite this was gonna be.

China says This is the fucking World Cup. China doesn't say shit. China is at home watching this shit just like the rest of us.

i know these things are normally shit, but jesus christ. There are about 20 people in that area. They normally fill these things up and make pretty patterns with the vast amount of choreographed peeps, but instead we've got 5 kids knocking a ball on a string

Wogan should do the voiceover for this