SEMTEX

Messi cannot perform on a warm Sunday night in rio. Everyone knows that.

Argentina team is full of South Americans. They even have a South American keeper ffs. Terrible decision. Bosnia can get back into this.

1-5 iyam

Lionel Fatti

Useless bastards #teamshit

Gonna boo every Argentina pass. People in the room already getting testy.

I reckon we can get #teamdino trending.

Bosnia to win 5-0

We have to shoot/make chances for their change in keeper to make a difference. 0-0 iyam.

If chile manage a draw against Spain, that chile vs holland game is gonna be so fixed. It's gonna be amazing. Watching Spain squirm while chile and holland pass the ball between their centre backs for 90minutes.

they're going in dry

Anyone who wants to sign for us, I don't want on our team.

So is pique total shit then? I think he might be total shit.

My world cup erection had been softening. Not any more. Fully erect.

absolutely fuckin class

where is van bronckhorst

I'm on kitchen cleaning rota this afternoon. That kitchen is gonna be so fucking clean.

Two good games - really open. When are Greece due to bring us down to Earth? Holland will bring you back to earth in an hour or so.. 5 at the back I fear this game is going to be terrible. A not completely sharp Spain, against Holland who will be desperate for 1 point, in the first group game? 0-0 seems likely.

That was a decent game purely because both sides are terrible. Croatia look nailed on for 2nd iyam. Unless they somehow don't get up for the game as much as they did against Brazil.

what nonsense. Cameroon are awful and it's taken them 60 minutes to score. And it's by no means over.

my first stepovers

pansy

refunds all round iyam

Was watching in the break room at work, retired to my desk for the 2nd half. Have my iPad streaming the game. Already got 2 monitors but I fancied a dedicated screen/device. Definitely not even pretending to hide it.