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This is the peak of my life.

I've given up on my chair. I look stupid.

Shola is my one gay option.

Geordie boys. Taking. The. Piss.

Gyan. European footballer of the year. Work it out mr commentator.

Phil Dowd is giving it the big one

Cattermole getting The scows calm down treatmet

Also Thru on goal = red

I've come. Ive ejaculated. In front of my wholefamily.

This needs to pick the fuck up

Crowd man. Start fuckkng making noise again

Looking 442y

Thrillller This could be agent bruce's finest hour. I hope for a post match interview where he's pissing himself laughing, sticks up the v's, shouts 13 million, and walks off into the legendary sunset.

My head has never bounced so much to an assassins creed advert. Buzzing.

Mary is a pub singer, you cunt!!

Two more Nolan goals, Messi gets helicopter onto the centre circle and drinks his piss.

MUST, resist, RTG, snooping

Shola > shearer

PLEASE SCORE

Mint throw in craic from dowdy

Got the fucking ball. Comfortably. Didn't hurt anyone. Bitch

Elmohmammdmdmdy was doing alright for me. Odd choice.

Thought 442 wasn't cool anymore?

I know nobody wants to lay it off for Shola, but AC shouldve laid it off all day long.

TWO MORE HE DRINKS HIS PISS