SEMTEX

It's like saying Cheryl Tweedy was trying to suck you off but you successful avoided getting an erection. That isn't a win. It's so very far from win.

ahhaha get in ordered 10

Wait a second. Is this fella a foreign?

You don't know why people wear poppies?

It's really annoying that Gareth Bale is Welsh. Why must Wales continue to fuck up our left-wing forever.

I had me a liverpool away kit at 10 or something. I liked the colours. The dog jumped at me and ripped it though, he was NUFC through and through.

Blaze it up

If you were from out-of-town but supported Newcastle I could accept prefacing 'Geordie' with your place of birth. I think that could work.

He has been fit a few weeks though, but they've had faith in that Mignolet fella. He's likely to see the chop now like, through no fault of his own.

you certainly put more effort in than mine! Good work. I'm sure if we put our heads together we may be able to find a font with just a mini serif which would really help us achieve our goals.

I predict matta is from Norway

Jenas?

I don't see why we should make this more fun for him.

http://imgur.com/mxhmS.jpg I tried, but no matter what I do, it's just not as bad.

He could use jaunty camera angles to make it look like he's pissing, when infact there is a tube of apple juice behind his cock. We need Decky to go watch. He can be the fluffer.

I have just been informed that the DB goal cost me my FF MOTM award and fiver. The person who won had Bent, I had Enrique. I would be a fiver richer if it wasn't for that goal. Worst match ever.

pretty sure that'd be illegal

Main mackem loud mouth had pre-emptively arranged a day off to nurse his hangover / hide his face. It'll keep till tomorrow big lad, don't you worry.

SAC

http://d.yimg.com/i/ng/sp/empics/20101031/13/3265899691-31102010135058.jpg Black and White Power

Fantastic group of.. players. He's mixed it up.

Shola is a sexy cunt of a man

Need to find me a mackem

Total sickener, but I'll survive.

ONE MORE GOAL, DRINKING HIS PISS, ONE MORE GOAL, DRINKING HIS PISS, ONE MORE GOAL, DRINKING HIS PISS,