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tmonkey

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  1. ManU players angry at not receiving Fergie time.
  2. Still convinced Kagawa is only there for marketing purposes.
  3. Reminds me of that kid from Hey Arnold. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d6/Gerald_Johanssen.png
  4. Meh. Seen better with Tino vs Barcelona.
  5. Rooney getting wound up...Time to get the popcorn out, I feel a contentious red card coming up.
  6. We're going to have about 50 shots from range now from Madrid.
  7. Fergie comes across classy in these interviews. But then he probably controls what questions get asked using the same intimidation techniques he uses on officials.
  8. I think Pardew is a liar and is full of s*** - his absolutely best attribute as a manager is his ability to lie convincingly to the media. I wouldn't be suprised if his input on transfers from abroad is minimal, or he contributes a token nod of approval at best. If Carr has identified someone he considers to be a potential top class signing, and that player then becomes available for cheap, why would Pardew say "no"? Are we are of any instance of him rejecting a player Carr has put forward for us to sign? It needs to be remembered that the entire point of appointing him as our manager was because he was a 'Yes' man, someone who was willing to fit in with Ashley's vision of how managers should work at this club (and how they should be renumerated - remember all that crap in the media about how Ashley wanted to "change the game" and go against the industry standard by renumerate managers on a performance related/bonus contract?). Pardew networked his way into Hughton's job by whispering into Ashley's ear like Wormtongue, seducing him with softly spoken words like "trust me baby, I won't complain if you sign players without telling me" and "you can pay me how you want, cupcake" whilst stroking Ashley's manboobs in a downwards spiral motion.
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    Alan Pardew

    This might be a bit contentious, but when I look at the players we have in this squad, aside from being thin up front, I don't remember us ever having anything like the depth and quality we have now throughout the Premiership era, even under Sir Bobby or Keegan. To list what we currently have: One of the best keepers in the league. Three decent-to-good Premiership centrebacks, two of whom are internationals for the bigger footballing nations. Two very decent attacking fullbacks. A ridiculous amount of quality in midfield (Cabaye, Tiote, Sissoko, Marveaux, Anita, and squad players like Bigirimana, Jonas, Perch, Obertan). One of the most gifted players this club has had in Ben Arfa, up there with Beardo and Gazza. Two good strikers in Cisse and Gouffran. In all honesty, I reckon we're one world class striker away from having a better squad than both Keegan and Sir Bobby's teams - Colo alone is better than any of the defenders we had under Keegan whilst we had s*** defenders in Sir Bobby's peak side (prior to Woodgate's arrival, and even then he was a crock so that doesn't change things), I'd argue Cabaye is on a par, if not better than, Rob Lee, and definitely better than Speed, Ben Arfa is comfortably better than Ginola and Robert, Sissoko and Tiote have no equivalents in both teams, and beyond the first eleven we just have much more depth (in all honesty, Perch > Stevie Watson as a utility player). The only area, again, where both Keegan and Sir Bobby had it better was up front (Beardo + Cole/Ferdinand/Shearer, Bellamy + Shearer). Even if anyone wants to disagree and point to players who were good and not bettered in this squad (Gillespie and Dyer at the peak of their powers maybe), can it really be argued that it isn't very close between the 3 squads? Putting performances aside of course. Point being that whilst it's fair enough that this squad has only been "completed" a few weeks ago, if between now and the end of the season we don't start to see a gradual improvement in our teamplay, passing, movement, the types of chances created, the lesser players phased out and a system found that works (and incorporate as many of our best players as possible), and more importantly, at least a couple of games where we absolutely dominate a team from start to finish (not just thrash them in terms of a scoreline where we finish off a bunch of scrappy chances whilst they miss their changes, but rather we rape them in terms of possession + pegging them back in their own half + good chances created), if we don't improvement in those areas then I want Pardew gone, as the guy will only be wasting what on paper is a squad I'm sure most managers outside of the CL clubs would dream of having.
  10. Want ManU to run away with now, and have Rooney/van Persierooy rested for the Madrid game. No excuses please Fergie.
  11. Imagine how good Everton would be with a natural goalscorer up front.
  12. Needed Gary Neville here. Oooooohhhhhhhhhhh....un-be-lievable.
  13. Difficult for him though when we failed miserably to get any kind of retained possession going as a team, which is the norm under Pardew as he likes the quick/direct approach.
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