Unbelievable

I thought Ranger was supposed to score a minimum of four a match?

Ranger misses another sitter?

Oh dear, we're fucked..

Will Alan Smith ever score another goal..?

Nicky Butt saves our bacon apparently..

YES!!!

Sholagoal!!!

lol, off the bar twice..

So we started off "gingerly"..?

Sounds much better now..

That's just the commentators. We're actually playing like Brazil. I don't remember Brazil 1970 airkicking the ball or giving it away quite so much..?

We sound terrible..

Messi = human?

Spectacularly contradicting what he said just a few months ago...

YES!!!

nice finish Jonas..

3 points in the bag.. That will do nicely..

Kevin>Eddie

Nolan you beauty!!!

Ranger ffs.. Did he think he was a defender or summit?

Why is it always so that everybody can see it but not the Newcastle manager..?

LOL @ Jonas..

You got it right..

Hope so. Hey

This is the the problem. I am certain no companies will even consider it, which makes the whole thing just another utterly humiliating episode for the club. It'll only be humiliating if people make it humiliating. Nice try, but no sigar. It IS humiliating as fans of other clubs will no doubt be pointing out to us when they get the chance.