Unbelievable

Well done Obertan for once

Best FFS

Ba elbowing Cahill again..

Suspended next match is he?

Tiote booked..

We look fucking sexy if we keep it on the deck and avoid to get Obertan and Best involved..

Best turning circle of a fucking truck man.. Wake up Pardew!

Quelle surprise!

UURGHH!!!

How can that be offside if it came from Willo..?

Tactics: play the ball around, go backwards to Krul, hoof it forward, tumble and appeal for a free kick. Team built around Ryan Taylor.

Pretty predictable proceedings so far.. Why Alan, why? We can do so much better..

Ba killed Cahill..

We're not helping ourselves with our "tactics" though..

Pretty much..

Terrible viewing all this long ball shit.. Pardew man ffs..

Good try!

Howay Raylor

Obertan roaming around a lot today and playing some decent passes so far..

Why is Colo just lumping it forward..? Seems like we've forgotten to play football after playing the big 3 teams in a row..

Looks like Ba will be OK. Phew..

He's definitely limping..

Oh shit, Ba fucked..

At least our kit is lush..

God knows.. No composure at all..