Unbelievable

Owen doesn't even make runs like that anymore.. What's he got to do with it? He's on the pitch isn't he? (you could be forgiven for saying no by the way).. Well first half he made an identical run to the Oba one there and a better ball from Jonas would have give him a simple tap in, so your argument is moot really. Completely incomparable situation man.. Martins ran behind the defense himself, Owen had Jonas do the hard work for him (as he always does nowadays)..

We're down..

Owen doesn't even make runs like that anymore.. What's he got to do with it? He's on the pitch isn't he? (you could be forgiven for saying no by the way)..

Come on lads!

Owen doesn't even make runs like that anymore..

Martins so close...

We are really going down, are we?

I have found a positive! Our fitness levels look ok until the end of the match again..

Some midfield playmaker we have..

Great ball Butt..

Forward!

Nar

10 minutes to save our season..

Phew..

Jonas fucked?

Martins close to sheer persistence..

It's because your man Owen is in the side..

Would it have been a pen if it was a defender getting the ball to hand in the same situation..? Would it f***.. Eh? Probably would have been. Never, because the defender couldn't have done anything about it..

Would it have been a pen if it was a defender getting the ball to hand in the same situation..? Would it fuck..

Phew..

How is that hand ball when it was shot against his hand from 2 feet..?!

Owen fucked..

We said the same last week..

Come on Martins, save us once more..

Why does Shearer think matches start at 60 minutes?