The Bonk

When they should be more worried about where the money goes. He's fucking gone, time to call on the fat cunt to spend that money.

I'll ask again, why would Carroll go along with it? Or is that too naive of a question for you to answer? Money up front. Agent pressure. Who knows. Exactly. How come everyone is so eager to believe the official line in this story? Look at all the major things that have happened to this club over the past 3 years, look at the official line and tell me that it's been an accurate narrative of what actually transpired. Look at KK's firing. Look at the Milner s***. Look at Hughton's sacking. Look at Pardew's appointment. For f***'s sake, Golfmag had posted that it was planned for weeks in advance, yet the official line never mentioned it. Ashley might seem dumb but he's not. Because Andy Carroll handed in the transfer request, Andy Carroll is on his way to Liverpool to discuss terms. Yes we probably could have done more, but the suggestion that the transfer request was anything other than Carroll having his head turned is madness. He ultimately made the decision to leave, not Ashley. Yup, people are finding it hard to believe, but the kid just wants out. It's shit for us to lose one of our own, but time will heal. Hate that it's fucking Liverpool, though.

I'll ask again, why would Carroll go along with it? Or is that too naive of a question for you to answer? I've answered that question about ten times in this thread. £££, and the feeling of not being wanted, saying f*** you to Ashley, confidence in his own abilities etc. These are all things that would affect him more than 'oh noes, I'm going to alienate some people who I never interact with in my daily life, oh my life is going to end!'. Like I said, he can afford to come back to Newcastle. He'll have a house to stay in, he'll have friends to spend time with. If he was jeopardising that, then he'd probably not go. He just might have to avoid partying in Newcastle for a bit, until this whole thing calms down. I bet if he actually comes back a few times and is seen out in the town, people will get used to it and the fuss will die down. Hahaha.... you've got an imaginative mind, mate.

This is modern football. Nothing to do with Newcastle this time. This. There's no use getting worked up over it, the kid put in a request.

Yup. It wasn't even that bad till the pikey put in a transfer request.

you're not going to criticise carroll for being part of the plot to mislead nufc fans, then?? He's not the mastermind. But you a gree with the theory, so that means you believe carroll sold out NUFC fans for a bit of money. No s***. And it's not a 'bit of money'. It's a huge sum. And it doesn't jeopardise his relationship with the people that he actually cares about. You think Carroll gives a f*** about the average football fan? Come on, this is not a movie. The shit you're spouting certainly sounds like one. Just get over the fact the best thing to come out of Newcastle football wise is getting the fuck out for good.

All of it.

That would be mint and hopefully they agree something less than what they payed for Carroll.

Do take a pic and post it here. I need a laugh. http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_UzyNJj4OUDU/Sp-yvyFg5II/AAAAAAAAAXE/TESEaMKZxl8/s400/dawsons-ugly-cry.jpg Sorry my hair's out of business Hahahahahaha.... well played, mate!

Thought is was private Jet/ car. Smart, be hard to steal the hubcaps off a jet car.

Christ, I can just imagine the gloating over there. Fucking hell. At least we got more for ours!

Do take a pic and post it here. I need a laugh.

What a load of sensationalized bullshit. The media in the UK are fucked.

It's too cold here to worry about it, mate.

Anything can happen, but SSN can get to fuck and this day can't end sooner.

Has that Lee Ryder article been posted?

I probably won't make it to every game, PM me when you're coming down and I'll hook you up. I've got two decent seats in the west stand(middle of the park, 3/4 the way up) and there's another Geordie that sits next to me.

If they don't make the playoffs, I'll not renew and I imagine it's the last straw for most season ticket subscribers. I had a tough time giving tickets away last season when I couldn't make it. I can't see them doing well. They are the Newcastle of the MLS. Plenty of fans, and loyal fans, but it will never go right on the pitch long enough for any sort of success. Supporting any other team in the MLS should be banned for Newcastle fans, we shouldn't be allowed any chance of seeing our team successful, so why should a team we keep an eye on half way around the world be the ones to bring some football happiness to our lives instead of our beloved NUFC? Could describe every professional team in Toronto, mate. Every team I support is cursed.

Thanks for that, was interested to hear if he was humbled, but he comes off as if it's been unfortunate that he was called out. He's clearly not sorry for his actions, but the media and their holier than thou attitude are just as bad as Keys(nowt knew). They didn't hesitate to burn two of their own. Anyhoo: http://images2.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/4677759/Get-on-the-Floor-do-the-dinosaur.jpg

Well, this is a promising start for TFC: Great, our best player might not play. The only one who can score fucking goals. Give him the money!

My son wants to go see a Mexico v Paraguay friendly in Oakland. Oh, what the hell.. Pack some heat, yo.

I await with baited breathe.

If they don't make the playoffs, I'll not renew and I imagine it's the last straw for most season ticket subscribers. I had a tough time giving tickets away last season when I couldn't make it.

WTF?!? Cheeky f***er. Meant that in the best possible manner. Plus I had had a few cans. Pardon me, David.

Dave, is this you? http://blogs.thescore.com/footyblog/2011/01/20/the-footy-show-podcast-jan-20th/ Listen to the first 5min of the podcast. Hahaha....fuckin' clown, even if it isn't you. EDIT: On second listen, he's fakin' the accent. Ha!