S.S.R.

Baffling negativity by the Ecuadorans. Hoof it back to the halfway line, then hoof it back to your keeper.

Ecuador keeper taking an age to take every kick. Does he know they need to win?

But, but... ...Clarke Carlisle said he was shit. I don't understand.

Perved from two angles.

Entente Cordiale doesn't mean what the commentator thinks it means...

Higain being wasteful as per

Wrist I'd guess. Take some hit to break your forearm.

Hauled off

£2.50 on Argentina and Bosnia to score the next goal. Midas touch £1 on Arg -1/Bosnia next goal

Was going to stick money on Argentina and Bosnia, but got in late. So they're both definitely winning.

All Sturridge's fault, according to Phil.

Suarez bites, Africa sucks.

Cost me £40 that pen. Fuck right off

Whistles more than a milkman. Sick of it.

Iron Me Coats have me in bits. They defend like someone's put the controller down.

BONY

Ivory Cunts

Dogshit corner by Yaya caused that.

Get Bony on FFS

BBC, do you have to show England before the game and before the second half? We fucking get it. We're out.

Fucking Japan now World Cup is trolling me.

Useless cunts.

Fucking hell

Probably about 14. So?

Probably about 14.