S.S.R.

£40 on Russia

GO WEST, LIFE IS PEACEFUL THERE...

What's with this 'pin-up boy' nonsense?

Oh well. Either he'll come on and score or he'll stay on the bench and my bet will void.

He isn't even playing Fucking hell Why was he listed as favourite?

£10 on Russia win, Kerzhakov to score. Returns £33

Skinted. Cheers Brazil

Shame he's surrounded by gimps

Dickhead

Homophobic, transphobic and misogynistic in one sentence. Damn, missed out Gaucho for a grand slam. I would have also accepted Beaner

Homophobic, transphobic and misogynistic in one sentence.

Bet she goes like a fiddler's elbow. I'd drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to listen to her fart through a walkie talkie What he said. But i'd also want to fuck her. Some of you boys need to get out more. Given the relative quality of the women I actually get to sleep with, can I not just stay in instead?

Keeper class again

Pearce, who'd be confused by the plot twist in a Spot the Dog book.

Fred is rotten.

Fredba Cisse

£10 on Brazil -1 @ evens £5 on Fred to score two @ 6/1 £15 on Brazil/Russia, returns £38

Completely undeserved, but that'll do

Genius subs. Going to change the game.

SEE LISA SEE

Lukaku hauled off

Belgians starting as tentatively as they played the first half. I see the team talk went well

"What they should do is hoof it at goal from 35yards."