S.S.R.

Belgians running out the injury time for the Algerians. Abject. Even when England have been shite at least they've looked like they wanted to win.

That's more like it.

That Belgian kid looks like Prince Harry at 10 years old

£10 on Belgium @ 2/1

Rope-a-dope stuff.

£10 on Belgium -1/Brazil/Russia returns £57

Bono comes on the stage and says "Every time I click my fingers, one of S.S.R.'s Africa-based bets dies."

Hollywood ending

Terrible decision

Another £10 on Ghana @ 15/2

Fuck sake.

Got a feeling this will be Ivory Coast mkII. £10 on Ghana @ 11/2

Chose USA over Trustifaria

Some of Ghana's one-touch stuff is cleansing my palate of the Nigeria 'game'.

Altidore

oh fuck up Savage.

£5 J Ayew to score, Ghana to win @ 9/2 £5 Ghana bts @ 4/1

Fucking lifting game. Honking

Killed my bets and stunk out my tv. Cheers Nigeria.

Mikel has played like Ray Wilkins on dope.

I'm better than Ambrose.

FUCK

Odemwinge back from driving down to Brazil's training camp wearing their kit.

Ambrose

Techno den. Wank lair more like.