S.S.R.

Messi is class, but Maradona was equally impressive past his best at USA 94. Messi is the player of his generation, Maradona is the player of your lifetime.

Comparing the distance covered of a creative player with defenders. Are they fucking kidding?

Losing a bunch, signing a pair.

Lass with the diy botox there.

Blind injured by not touching Oscar.

Danny Blind, Daley Blind, David Blind. Make your minds up.

Maicon Jenkins

Chile and Colombia should've put these to bed.

May as well have Louise Redknapp at the back.

Paddy Power's money back if it goes to penalties only applies to bets made before kick off. A tad misleading.

Deserved. Fuck off Holland.

Argies will score and win

Kuyt will score. Old reliable

Aguero will score

Sneider to hit post

As if Messi will miss

Haar Haar Vlaar

Holland, as grim and perfunctory as paying one of those window whores for a blowjob with a condom on.

Holland will take theirs to the corner flag to eat up a few more minutes.

New rule. After 0-0 the winner is the team that has the ball in their half the least. That'll stop the backwards pass, let every defender have a touch before going forward bullshit.

Fucking cowardly 90 minutes.

Kuyt was actually subbed off at the 60 min mark, but he's so fucking slow he hasn't walked off yet.

Neither of these boring, square ball to the other defender, stand on it and have a look cunts deserves the World Cup.

Thought that was in