Ritchie

The less he plays in preseason, the more of a chance he'll start the campaign on the bench.

If Colo was on the other side, he would've scored.

Cisse. He either skies it, hits the post or scores a wonder goal.

"There's no reason why the game should be stopped." Because it's a fucking friendly, you twat.

What's Colo doing on the left wing?

I wish we'd stop getting compared to Stoke. Qualifying for Europe through the league is completely different from qualifying through a cup competition.

Southampton look weird in all red.

Got a free £1 bet last night from bluesq. Wasted most of it on virtual racing, so I decided to put my last 25p on the slots. Ended up winning a tenner.

Thread title.

Howay Krul!

Cisse. :lol: :lol:

Abeid, wtf?

Fucking Greek cunt, kicking out at Cisse.

Any subs?

Obertan would be a great player if he had a fucking brain.

That one fan singing for Shola.

STEVEN TAYLOR!

That flick by Obertan.

Didn't realise Andy wanted a move from Liverpool that badly.

Nice to see Saylor get a run out. I wonder if he's captain?

Steve Howard. This is canny funny from his wiki page;

Howay Lopez!