Ritchie

Bournemouth are going to have no players left at this rate.

Ait-Nouri for thirty one million seems quite cheap in today's market.

Can we have Van Hecke instead?

Mbeumo scored five penalties last season meaning he scored fifteen goalscoring opportunities along with seven assists. We’ll be idiots if we don’t go in for him.

Does it still have howay the lads on the back?

Seriously fuck off Willock.

How's he missed that? What a dickhead.

What was that?

Get well soon Eddie.

I wouldn't be too bothered, Juventus will sign him for twenty million in January.

Does anyone know if he was there? I’ve been looking through the photos but can’t seem to find him. Such a shame he’s had to miss out as he was a big part of it.

Who's got the megaphone?

What in the fuck was that?

If we’re going to replace Isak with anybody it should be with Samu Aghehowa.

Maybe he’s pulled him out so he doesn’t get targeted?

What's with the mad obsession with set piece coaches these days? I don't even know who ours is.

Yup, we're definitely swapping Isak for this donkey.

Aston Villa?!

Gary Neville sounds so depressed.

Schar starts.

Can we send him back? Fucking hell.

They’ve got a cheek playing him up front mind.

ISAK!

Have they got no goalkeeper?