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(Begin Sarcasm) You know who's fault this is? Alan Shearer's. (End Sarcasm)

Loans. We need more than a Carroll replacement at this point.

If by "Cult" you mean "Group of people that get so depressed they commit mass-suicide", then yes.

Horrible. Just terrible.

My six year old son just patted me on the shoulder and said "It's going to be ok Dad. I've seen the future and we win 3-2". I want to believe. Really I do.

FFS, can we please stop with the replay?

This is the worst. Starting to drink in earnest.

The Bargain Booze sign just gave me an idea... I think I know how to make this match watchable.

The only thing they missing is a vuvuzela.

Are they booing nolan?

Barton needs to kill the bear.

When we're done punishing the team we need to beat the crap out of the teddy bear.

I'm going to need a warm washcloth and a cigarette.

This. We're going to win 3-0 tonight. First goal inside of ten minutes.

I had a dream a few nights ago that we'd traded smiff. It really was a delightful way to wake up.

Is it asking to much for a striker to finish?

Fixed that for ya!

It just hit me. Hughton isn't wearing the suit. I know it's cold and all, but only the suit can save us.

Very pleased. Looking forward to having Barton back.

Andre Marriner says hello Ah hell, I'd missed that somehow. We're doomed.

So let me see, Drogba can hip check someone and get away with it, but Carrol breathes on a Chelsea player and the whistle gets blown?

I don't think you're giving that rod enough credit.

Fixed.

I never thought I'd say this, but we really need Barton.

Is the pain over yet?