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Knowing what a decent manager could do with the players at his disposal and seeing what Pardew actually does instead is like watching a brain-damaged chimp playing with your Gran's antique crockery. We'd be better off being managed by Raymond fucking Babbitt.

Great point Dave.

Great substitution, Pards. Fucking way beyond parody, that.

If he was trying to get us relegated, then he'd deserve applause for this performance. Fact is, he's trying to keep us up and he's just had investment in the squad, and he remains totally clueless and uninspiring.

Christ alfuckingmighty

He's shit. So's Shola.

Fuck off subbing Perch with Shola.

Please just die, Pardew.

Pardew is now a dead man walking.

This isn't good for my hypertension. Fucking hell Pardew you useless cunt.. Sort it out!

Zoggy's getting far too much fucking space.

This is what happens when you don't stamp on the opposition's throat until they are dead.

FFS incroyable.

Pards needs to sub Jonas off now, like.

We could do worse than signing Benteke, tbh

We're going to concede for sure.

midds needs to be the one to give the HT team talk!

This game is getting dirtier than Mike's mum. Relief that Tiote's not there or he'd be getting sent off by now.

OMG they killed Cabaye!

I'm quite liking young Goofy. Lovely crosser.

Feel so sorry for Lambert.

You sweet baby!

Ooohff! Zoggy so close....

You need to see a shrink.

As I was saying, he's shit. That was all down to Cisse like.