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Get in!! Cisse ma boy!

Sell him. Who'd buy something that shit? We'll struggle to give him away ffs.

Shite throughball by Sissoko there, ended up opening it all up for Villa. Shit signing.

http://twitter.com/Sammy_Ameobi/status/295504847296397312

The fact the French players live in a hotel should ring alarm bells, tbh.

Say again in English?

How high profile are they really though, especially when half the country had never heard of them until this transfer window? Not your average man in the street but both have been bubbling under for 12-18 months on the potential hype machine. Those 2 and Lacina Traore are pretty much the future of African forwards as far as I'm aware. Cheers. It was just the phrase 'high profile' that got me. Just getting a bit worn down by the endless hyperbole on here. You'd think Mike Ashley was the Second Coming and all these new players were the latter day saints the way folks are going on. [/grumpyoldman] 1. See player is linked 2. Youtube him/her 3. Post detailed player analysis based entirely on one video is probably how the majority do their research tbh. We'll see soon enough. We will. Looking forward to seeing them all play at SJP shortly.

How high profile are they really though, especially when half the country had never heard of them until this transfer window? Not your average man in the street but both have been bubbling under for 12-18 months on the potential hype machine. Those 2 and Lacina Traore are pretty much the future of African forwards as far as I'm aware. Cheers. It was just the phrase 'high profile' that got me. Just getting a bit worn down by the endless hyperbole on here. You'd think Mike Ashley was the Second Coming and all these new players were the latter day saints the way folks are going on. [/grumpyoldman] Know what you mean, I'm excited to watching them but the proof will definitely be in the pudding, too many false dawns watching this mob and it's a massive ask for 3/4 players to all adapt instantaneously. On the flip side I'm sure that they can't be any worse than known 'boo boys'. True.

How high profile are they really though, especially when half the country had never heard of them until this transfer window? Not your average man in the street but both have been bubbling under for 12-18 months on the potential hype machine. Those 2 and Lacina Traore are pretty much the future of African forwards as far as I'm aware. Cheers. It was just the phrase 'high profile' that got me. Just getting a bit worn down by the endless hyperbole on here. You'd think Mike Ashley was the Second Coming and all these new players were the latter day saints the way folks are going on. [/grumpyoldman]

How high profile are they really though, especially when half the country had never heard of them until this transfer window?

Looks like maybe Xisco's leaving at long last... http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo5b8m2ECC1qzcc1f.gif

Hmmmm.....we've signed a "top scorer in the Dutch league" before, you know... http://cdn.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/multimedia/dynamic/00337/tomasson_188499s_337670s.jpg Seems a big bid for someone hardly any of us has heard of previously.

Good man. Feel much the same as you, tbh. Am I fuck paying good money to become a walking billboard for the morally bankrupt bunch of shitehawks that is Wonga.com These guys will get my money instead: http://www.toffs.com/Newcastle-United/products/694/

http://www.football365.com/f365-says/8440672/F365-Says Good article. Have to admit I've had some misgivings about the possible effect on squad morale of having so many French imports but that article has kicked those thoughts into touch.

Just landed, back from London and seen this news... Fuck-a-doodle-do! This is unbelievable!

No no! Don't. It can be good again. All that needs to happen is for me to fuck off out of here. Seriously, imagine I never posted in here at all and maybe someone can post a GIF from a 1980s video nasty for laughs BTW, I hope no raccoons were hurt in the making of that GIF.

I was that outraged I PM'd Dave to check but went straight to post something before he had replied. Yes, before Dave replied.

Genuinely never seen that movie. OK, done with this.

Sorry, but I just went straight to the latest post in this thread, saw that GIF and was just staring at that picture in disbelief. Genuinely. Been a long day and just trying to catch up with the news about signings so the banter in this thread genuinely makes no sense iof you skip straight to that post like I did. Still, if it's from a movie, then I guess by definition, it's absolutely fucking hilarious... Apols for being a banter-killer. Back to work you all go. Nothing to see here....

What movie?

I don't believe you. It makes me feel sick in the pit of my stomach seeing that.

f***ing hell. That GIF looks like a grown man punching a baby in the face. How the f*** is that 'funny' How is that NOT funny? Im guessing it's not actual footage. "I'm guessing it's not actual footage." Erm...what makes you so fucking sure? Sorry but that just crosses a line for me taste wise.

Fucking hell. That GIF looks like a grown man punching a baby in the face. How the fuck is that 'funny'