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How the hell would we get him here and signed in time anyway?

Tim Cahill to Stoke?

Fulham it is.

Is this for real?

No way he could have a medical up here in time like.

So this is what dekka wanted from Craig.

The perfect signing for us.

Thats me done, everyone got what we where expecting.

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We have been closed for business since yesterday, but i still can't stop checking this.

Wonder Ranger would be part of any deal?

Didn't take long to decide did he?

Would be great cover acroos the back four.

Yes.

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His goal record would suggest not.

Would be ideal signing, therefore he will pick Fulham.

Ashley has paid his agent a fee to make him pick Fulham at 5 to 11.

Probably too late already, unless medicals are done from where they are, and personal terms over the phone?

Don't gey our hopes up.

Well there's a shock. Where are these quotes? How is that even possible? He is in England, we match Fulham's bid and he decides.

Eh? Full of s*** I know but im wondering which deal he was even talking about?

BBC sport transfer thing has a big picture of Pardew on the front, im thinking great some news, but there is zero, zilch, nothing on there about us.