SUPERTOON

Since when did that expression mean 'pissing yourself laughing'? Well you must be 'pissing yourself laughing' at your own club as Crouch is better than anything you have by a distance, he would walk into your team. Have a word with yourself would you, he is terrible, how will he fit in your team?

Neither can Crouch, don't kid yourself, he is woeful and a panic buy if ever there was one.

Just on the local news on north east tonight.

Would be a great singing for us.

Darren Gibson? Linked on the local news.

Great timing.

Nice try...

Still think he will only sign if we miss out on one of the main strikers we want.

Anelka linked with PSG......

Erding coming here?

They must feel they can get more.

Panic buy of the highest order, i would rather have Macheda.

Anyone strting a deadline day thread yet?

What has happened to the money at Spurs? Wouldn't you have rather got the money from Modric and then strengthened your squad?

Thought the window didn't close for you lot?

SSN just said the Mertesacker deal will be done today, as he is due back in the German sqaud.

Stoke back in for Bedntner.

Poor Blackburn.

Glad we have already played Arsenal.

Sounds like a back up in case Maiga falls through.

Think that may be overly hopeful, but I agree we definitely need the Striker in by the end of tomorrow. The chronicle reckons Pardew will push for a CB and a replacement for Barton.

Bolton close to signing N'gog. QPR want Scott Parker and Joe Cole.

Rumour been going around that we are in for him for a while now. Out of interest what type of striker is he?

Villa close to signing Hutton.

Who?