mouldy_uk

Forget Superman, Pardew would bench him for Jonas

Want to see what Pardew says about that shower of shite

Yep, Captain material my arse.

Looking forward to seeing Carroll against our back 4

THIS!

http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=i&source=images&cd=&docid=drqgwcJ9frprvM&tbnid=oJ9cTfLvaoNlvM:&ved=0CAUQjBwwADhN&url=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2F88HiV.jpg&ei=5BN8UZXdCoatPOmmgGA&psig=AFQjCNG4Q4safDKkemQ13PGALgA22FzyoA&ust=1367172452215750

I'm out, cheese sarnie calls

What on FIFA?

I sense a Shola sized disturbance in the force must be inevitable

LOLZ

Wish we had signed Sturridge, he's a tit but a good player

Fucking hell, FML

Finally some urgency and attacking intent!

Better than the entire first half already

Perch and Jonas off

Who for?

That half http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=i&source=images&cd=&docid=u06S2xlqjS280M&tbnid=ScduZ9n9_0cAGM:&ved=0CAUQjBwwAA&url=https%3A%2F%2Flh5.googleusercontent.com%2F-HSGVYHml0OE%2FTr4XQNJWBDI%2FAAAAAAAAACg%2FdqJl3_OgrtY%2Fw497-h373%2Fyaoming%252Bgif.gif&ei=5wh8UfrhF8LeOt68gUA&psig=AFQjCNEdm2YJbH-u48A1G9CLBMWyQVdvWg&ust=1367169639409818

Nasty from Tiote on Sturridge, if a player did that one of ours we would be raging

Set penis put down reina's throat

Pardew's tactics http://i.imgur.com/ZZrajrf.gif

Perch you utter tool

http://i.imgur.com/HPOIdtK.gif

Any sign of Ashley there?

And they haven't even got their best player on the pitch