Fugazi

Done brilliantly to set up Remy for his shot that was cleared off the line.

It's been playing on my mind all night.

Imagine trying to guess his score prediction based on that write-up

gol

Townsend was halfway to the floor before any contact there.

http://i1.someimage.com/WA6Nc4u.png Lee Ryder made a Leon Best joke as well, sorry.

wat

Imagine the Daily Star being your daily paper

Same goes for City. replace bayern with dortmund and yeah Oh aye of course, sheeeeit

Same goes for City.

http://i.imgur.com/nhHiItc.png

Pedro wtf

Own goal Nah that was delightful skill.

That move from Neymar to create space for the assist was lush.

Red button on SS4 fucked for anyone else?

Hail

What's that about? Not sure, he hasn't tweeted anything else. Apologising for getting injured?

http://i.imgur.com/Es3Y7t5.png

Reminds me of Actua Soccer: http://media.t3.com/img/resized/ac/xl_Actua_Soccer_2_snow_624.jpg

have only just turned it on, he been subbed for just being shit or something? He's just injured.

Micah Richards - Fuck this shit

Oh dear...

There's a surprise...

TV schedule for the group stages:

Sure Hancock mentioned Dean Holdsworth's wife saying she had a face like her bulldog's arse.