Fugazi

Fucking hell man

co-commentator said "shit"

Lionel Messi is good at scoring goals...

Haven't been paying too much attention to the Real match, but Ronaldo has seemed very quiet. He'll obviously score now, but still...

Pique, Villa, Iniesta and Alexis Sanchez all on the bench for Barca.

Fucking hell, that was a mess, 3 Real players colliding with each other.

1-1 Pepe is shedding claret.

Same

"HAHA IT'S A BIT LIKE THE QPR CAME COZ THEY WERE GETTING BEAT 2-1 BUT ARE NOW WINNING 3-2 LOLOLLOLAHAHHALOLZ"

FOOTBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!!!!!!!!!!!

Think it was Citeh fans replying with "We were here when we were shit".

#BrokenBritain

This will be the most jovial he looks all season Pompey season ticket holder apparently! He won't get much use out of that this season

Hazard, a man of many words.

Good goal.

Nope

The cunt's landed on his feet there like..

He's only just found out about losing his squad number

Collymore has got us down for a 2-0 win.

Don Cheadle was my first thought, if we're playing this game again...

Insane..

Anyone got that photo of Oba challenging for the ball with Defoe? His leg muscles are insane.

I've seen next to nowt about it. Would rather be watching Germany-Argentina, but the pub will be showing England. Bah...

Not exactly fair, given that SJP is in the city centre.