Fugazi

You know exactly what's coming aswell, and it's still hilarious.

3-0, cracking pen.

I turned over after 6 minutes and had already missed both goals. Southampton clearly missing the Ranger.

Nice goal, the ball across was excellent.

He took the piss at Old Trafford tbf.

Just saw Marquez getting deliberately booked for time-wasting, so he will only miss the 2nd leg, rather than a more important match. Crafty.

Messi gets kicked pretty much every game (see El Classico this season), and tries to stay on his feet as much as he can. messi also has more upstairs than ronaldo & robinho put together - remember the chelski game when he got del horno (iirc) sent off in the first half by simply taunting him and tempting him to kick him up in the air he'd take this piss in the PL, anyone thinking he wouldn't is a dreamer...spanish defenders are far more cultured than PL ones and he makes them look like jokers; the bags of meat we see outside the top 4-6 teams he'd laugh at probably literally Loved it when he made Cannavaro and Bobby Carlos look like mugs, 2 on 1 and he still skinned them both. Also love it when he's got the ball at a standing position with the defender on him, and he puts the defender on their arse.

Messi gets kicked pretty much every game (see El Classico this season), and tries to stay on his feet as much as he can.

I turned over as he was getting treatment, did they not show any replays of it?

Come on man, there's been three subs and the goal time was 92mins. Exactly, the 5 minutes stoppage time is irrelevant to the goal.

That his dad in the stand, I take it?

Do you reckon Rio is sick of Dowie talking to him?

He has six goals in ten matches for them. Some of them have been pretty good finishes aswell.

How can Gray keep saying Ronaldo is the greatest player in the world, after this season? Get in BTW.

Hope you're not referring to the back-pass.

Not sure why Friedel was where he was, Ronaldo was always going to put in that corner.

Dowie next to Rio in the stands, tapping him up me thinks. EDIT: Miles too slow

Wigan being dicked on by Everton, 4-0 after 70 minutes.

Shearer for England from Sheringham's flick.

Daft touch from Milner, not needed.

Was waving a Luton scarf aswell, the little cunt.

Very harsh

@ Big Sam shouting "fucking disgrace" at the ref.

Scored How far forward of the spot?