"We can confirm David Rozehnal will sign for Newcastle Utd tomorrow after agreeing personal terms with the Geordie Giants and passing a medical today in Paris.
Rozehnal is a great capture for the club who are under new management and ownership but this £3m deal is soon expected to be eclipsed by the imminent arrival of Kaka from Milan as well as Ronaldinho from fallen giants Barcelona."
Well my French is a bit rusty like, but that sounds canny!
Are they taking the piss out of us or something?
In other words this is a shit site?
Christ man, take a joke, that had nowt to do with the site.