At least the local hospitals can relax without having to worry about the wrist slashers now that we've made these signings.
"Why isn't Mort saying anything in public!? WE MUST BE APPEASED! ...Oh..."
"Why have we signed Smith and no defenders!? We could have used that money on defenders, we're skint! ...Oh..."
It's nice to see the optimists winning for once, at least in the short term before things can even go tits up
"We only have the money from selling Dyer! ...Oh..."
Was on SMB before and they were delighted the deal had stalled, as it meant we were fucked for transfers.