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6 wins (6!) in 41 games. I mean, what the actual ****?

 

If you got in a goat or a pig or a horse to manage the team, as in literally an animal, and you just sat it there for 41 games and it spent 90 minutes each week grazing on the edge of the Selhurst pitch, you would still reasonably expect it to achieve a better return than 6 wins, just through luck or randomness.

 

Thanks for sharing this man. Been randomly bursting out in laughter anytime Pardew comes up and I recall this post

The 'as in literally an animal' bit had me in tears. It's an apt description of Pardew actually. He's literally no better than an animal in terms of management ability

Genuinely can't believe how quickly it's gone tits up for the guy at Palace

I didn't actually think he'd end up getting benched and wouldn't be playing. Pardew is incredibly bad at managing

Man ... that is painful to watch. Such bitterness man. Hope Cathro smashes it. Just so that guy hates life a little bit more. Terrible.

The state of Cabaye on that goal man

Cabaye rag dolled by Pogba on that goal man. Terrible

Possible hand ball and offside in the build up. Delicious!

Palace

Set piece garbage again

Rojo is dense man. Ridiculous that challenge.

How does he not look 19?!

How under developed are you creeps man?

What was Giroud doing on that set piece?! Such a goofball.

Way too early for him to have this lead. We all know what he's going to do, and what it will lead to.

That's what you guys all said last week.

Townsend is playing left wingback today

Whatever man.

Would like them to pick up the W. Maybe go on a bit of a good results streak to welcome him poisonous January - May form. Wouldn't want the movie to end so soon.

 

I'm hoping for a run of good performances where they don't get the results they deserve. Convince them they're gonna turn the corner soon but really just sees them sucked into the p*ss further.

He's done guys.

He'll lose today. Austin and Redmond are the types that always do well against his goofy defenders.

When's the last time Aguero scored against a good team?

 

I would also like to know this.

He gets overrated based on scoring two or three goals in games which Man City would win anyway these days IMO

 

Aguero overrated

So bizarre

Could have easily had 2 today

Fabregas slaps Fernandinho there.

 

Aye should probably have been off as well. Should've been two and two there looking at the images again. Fernandinho and Aguero lost the plot though, very easy reds to give. Thought Chalobah started the little scuffle/brawl there.

Fernandinho was just stepping in to separate them, and Cesc sneaks in a slap which sets off Fernandinho. Cesc baited him.

Tackle from Aguero was disgusting man.

Two vital players in Aguero and Fernandinho gone for three games. Ridiculous.

Fabregas slaps Fernandinho there.

Pardew setting up a 3-4-3 would be hilarious. That formation needs so much discipline and tactical awareness. They also have the most goofy plodding centrebacks ever. They will all be falling over each other man.

Here's hoping

No worries dude just being cheeky 

Interested to hear more about the seem on clause though 

Mendy hasn't even played much. Been injured.

Juventus and Inter Milan supposedly sniffing around Moussa avoiding to the gossip columnists. We got a seem on clause in there right?