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Just now, ToonAbroad said:

What on earth is a purple and where did this phrase come from... Seen it here used loads.

From the Days of Derek Lambayzee. We aspired to have a purple chip (casino speak) as in a top

value player in each position with younger back ups 

No doubt there’ll be an incoming fyem at BDB being in the England squad 

I wonder if they’ll have an open top bus for regaining the Tommy Robinson cup

If any of you can help with this I will dance at your wedding. 

4 hours ago, Mazzy said:

 

Chelsea asked

 

Arsenal discussed

 

Man Utd considered

 

Tottenham deliberate

Newcastle Monitor 

42 minutes ago, BlueStar said:

Open to suggestions to what might be shown on it to make mackems lose control of their mobility scooter.

 

Clinton baptiste nonce gif on repeat with a photo of him on it 

Are Man U in danger of doing a Sunderland? I know the circumstances are different but they have similar issues. Batshit crazy amount of overrated players on overinflated contracts that nobody wants, and don’t have a model to work to when it comes to bringing players through. Not saying they’ll get relegated but it could mean some time in the wilderness until they manage to sort out their issues. Throwing money after amazing managers without being able to give them the tools to do their job…..

40 minutes ago, Scoot said:

Any ideas?

 

 

A giant tash 

1 hour ago, Deuce said:

You know we’d lose to him, right?  

we’d just have to dust wa’sels doon and roll wa sleeves up 

He needs a wolf fleece. That would just top the whole thing off. 
 

Plus he’s a cunt 

Mental how much money some of those ‘YouTubers’ are making mind. I was sat next to one on the flight to Milan last year. 17 year old and making almost 50k a year from putting shite on the internet

Lee Charnley. Been for a Turkey Tupee 

True story - but I did inadvertently get a group of about 12 mackems thrown out of a bar in Benidorm on Saturday night. I go there quite a lot so the people in the bar know me. 
 

I went in to see the people I know and sing on the karaoke.  Made the mistake of saying ‘Toon Army’ just before I sang. They literally shouted and sang scum at me so I didn’t continue. 
 

Anyway the owner told them to get out. Felt quite fulfilling. 

2 minutes ago, Fezzle said:

Im assuming he means as a scare tactic not actually doing it

Exactly. The feasibility study will no doubt also show the money brought in to the local economy by the club, and given demand for tickets is fairly high, that will remain the same no doubt where the stadium is. Feels like the club have the upper hand to a degree to get what they want 

I’m pretty sure the council wouldn’t be averse to getting some of the Saudi schilling to improve the services they can offer. It wasn’t that long ago they were asking for help for free school meals. Money talks, and as labour are keen to use private investment to progress some of their plans, I’m sure the club will get their way somehow as long as it’s not too controversial. I’d be surprised if we don’t end up with a new ground in proximity to the existing one. 

Magpie feather top now on JD and club shop 

We’ve just came back from Benidorm. Booked well before their tour was announced. In fairness the majority were there having a good time and taking light hearted banter. Was one or two groups of absolute helmets though. 

13 hours ago, Sima said:

Friendlies in Benidorm and Blackpool

And Bradford 

I doubt this is real but Christ if it is…..

Bris is also a circumcision ceremony the Jewish do on babies. 
 

He’ll be in great company. Plenty bellends on wearside 

21 minutes ago, RS said:

 

Trying out one of the new ice baths he got for the training ground 

3 hours ago, The Fountain said:

They're unhappy the players refer to the manager as Doddsy.?

Hope Doddsy stays there.

 

should be ‘Doddso’ pure fewm. 
 

Hope he’s there forever 

9 hours ago, TheBrownBottle said:

Imagine having a thread about a shop whose main store is in Newcastle sponsoring the local football club …

 

Hopefully we announce the NHS as our official healthcare partner

Be absolutely hilarious if we dont sign any players from Saudi but other clubs loan players from affiliated clubs

I’m not entirely sure whether we were even going to loan players from Saudi, and I thought Ashworth’s comments last week were to lead people down a rabbit hole. Pushing all these rule changes makes it abundantly clear who they’re aimed at. The premier league is effectively building our legal case for us - and it wouldn’t surprise me to see us take that route. They’ll also be waiting in the wings to see how the Man City and Chelsea cases go…….

It doesn’t seem to be our style these days to have our transfer plans all over the media so I agree with most on here that the Neves link is just lazy journalism.