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8 minutes ago, Bimpy474 said:

Monkey Knuckles

Gutted. Hairy nonce has had me blocked forever so can’t see the abuse being pushed his way 

Sounds like a dig at Bruce’s comments? Shows even the players want shot of him.....

At this minute in time I’d be happy to hear the sentence “Ex Newcastle Manager Steve Bruce”. That would be enough. Takeover or not

Slightly odd choice here but would anyone take David Wagner if Bruce got the push? He completely bombed at Schalke but always felt he got the most out of the players he had at Huddersfield. His pressing style and organisation seems like something that would improve us massively to whatever the fuck we’re playing now.

 

Obviously not my first choice but just a name that cropped up when I was scrolling through budget managers out of work.

At this minute in time I’d take Wagner from the X Factor

Never mind false 10. We’re handicapped by having a false manager.

I genuinely hope all of this comes off on behalf of a friend and season ticket holder who passed away today after 38 years as a season ticket holder. He hated Bruce and was banned from Twitter through hairy hands. His life was the hope that NUFC pushes but rarely delivers

"I can tell you our team just met Mike Ashley's representative last week on the process in Paris again."

 

that could be any fucking fraudster.

even Rocky Chops.

I wonder who Ashley sent over for the two week quarantine when they get back ?

https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/inside-story-death-tynesides-most-4037054

He looks like the homeless fella who used to frequent the metro years ago

Clutching at straws but whilst the deal was on the table NDAs were also in play. I think it’s telling that individuals from the consortium then also came out and some of what has gone on has now been disclosed. It may well be a play which sees this deal still go through as I’m sure there may well be some interventions to the PL now and maybe, just maybe we will see this go through.....

As it’s the Premier League that dictates the length of the tests I’d wager there’s no end date on exclusivity and that exclusivity lasts until the result of the tests are determined.

I think this has been carefully worded. Previously these deals would be announced as shirt sponsor, this just says primary partner. It may well be if the Saudis take over that over time fun 88 are demoted to training kit/sleeve sponsor.

At least if Exeter win the league two playoffs they’ll get to play at St James Park next season. Every cloud....

Hopefully this week. Got a full keg of corona sitting nicely at 3 degrees in my perfect draft Machine

It could be quite telling the lack of column inches about this today. Something may have been embargoed with the press ahead of an early notification this week perhaps? Given there’s unlikely to be a press conference a lot of the media may have been given advance warning of potential interviews etc?

Or maybe everyone’s just bored with the bullshit

The fact that the players know there is money to spend means most will be playing for their futures. That should hopefully see an additional 10 or 20 percent effort. There might even be an extra few quid bonus dangled for staying up.

You never know. Rafa might have a Newcastle release clause in his contract? If things have been ticking along as they have it may have always been in the back of his mind that he would return at some point?

Your taxes are terrified

He’s that cuntish I actually could see him buying the mackems. Would get them on the cheap, their fans love a donnay tracksuit and the model he operates here would suit them....

Price of shite Direct has plummeted. Might need the cash to take it off the stock market?

The remaining shares are probably worth not much more than he’d get for us?

Ashley has probably sat at home bingewatching the Dragon's Den trying to catch a few free business advise, and suddenly someone has said 'all publicity is good publicity' and Ashley thought 'how can I reach out to as many people as possible and promote my brand for the least amount of money'?

 

 

And that pretty much sums up the marketing strategy he adopts at NUFC

Imagine the scenes if we bailed these fuckers out. They’d have some ludicrous claim on the bail out. “Remember the mag bail out Marra?” Aye it’s our money from when we beat them FTM

Is this cunt dead yet? No? Fucks sake man

An unashamed joey barton fan , im pleased to see him doing well in the management game and can see him having a succesful managerial career if he keeps his head screwed on.

Nice to see him winding the mackems up also.

i wonder how he would compare with bruce if they were to trade places.

 

Fleetwood would have probably lost last night

That, the trips to France the other week and the sudden silence do make me think the two sides are talking.

 

As always, though, it's down to Ashley's demands. He'll want cash and more - to keep the advertising? Retail operations? Is he looking to get SD/Frasers into Saudi as part of any deal?

Slazenger robes and headdresses.

If it’s gonna happen it’ll happen before the end of the season, but probably not until we are safe.