Mikky

Lescott must have the most unnatural left foot I've ever seen

Personally I'd pick this team

4-2-3-1

Krul

Janmaat

Colocinni

Dummett

Jonas

Abied

Colback

Cabella

Sissoko

Perez

Cisse

Don't think Aarons is fit enough

Rafa is West Ham's top choice to replace Big Sam

Rafa will go to Real Madrid

Vomit inducing scenes

Seb Larsson almost breaks a Leicester City players leg and gets a yellow; then shouts at the ref "for what?" 

Buffon 

Bet you a tenna Xavi is coming on.

Think the whole world could hear it

Great defending from Lazio here; I have barely noticed they had 9 men 

Aguero captain

 

We are quite progressive having the league's first mentally disabled manager.

I wish somebody would smack this cunt in the face (repeatedly)

Talking the usual shite

According to "Tuttosport" (dunno how reliable they are), Juve have turned down an €80m bid from us for Pogba.

 

Really hope this deal happens

Have everybody turn their backs to the game as a sort of symbolic gesture to how the fans feel towards the club

Captain Colback 

I take back everything I had towards Joe Kinnear; proved just why he has been manager of the year 3 times

Sherwood: 'They're looking like a Tim Sherwood side'

Reporter: 'What's a Tim Sherwood side?'

Sherwood: 'They win'

 

Wish we had a dude like Sherwood in right now. It's f***ing ridiculous the position we're in.

Tbf we look like a John Carver side

2 goals in 2 minutes Ronaldo

Barca 7-0

Messi had pen for his hattrick but gave it to Neymar

8-0

Suarez x3

Yep until Jan 16

I'm pretty bad at playing transfer games, really. What I know is that we *must* sign an RB, a CB, two midfielders (Xavi replacement, Iniesta replacement), and if Pedro leaves get somebody that can give rest to the front three.

That was my logic too; RB I'd say Piszcek? I'd have liked to have seen Barca try for Gundogen too

Pisczek Laporte Gundogen Veratti Reus

Absolutely no idea, Laporta is being quite mum about his plans and has even said he's not sure he'll run. There's talk he could go back to politics (he already was elected to the regional parliament after leaving Barça's presidency).

Who would you go for? Say you had 3 players to purchase: Laporte, Veratti and Reus?

We've been linked with De Bruyne in our local papers. That would be nice. Apparently his agent has confirmed the interest, but it might be usual agent bollocks to drum up interest for his player.

VI say Laporta gets in; who do you think Barca will go for in 2016? I've heard Laporte from Athletic: really wanted to see Pogba at Barca but he's going to PSG I think

Rayo 1-1 poor decision by ref to send Rayo player off

Gregory Mertens has died. Only 24.

Incredibly sad; 24 ffs