Thing is,id imagine pardew would be likeable in a conversation.
"We wuz chattin on tha plane"
A plane full of Pardews! Theres muthafuckin Pardews on the plane!
he's the sort though Pards, be a sound bloke when he's talking to you. Be calling you a c*** as soon as you'd left the airport
Yeah, you be all chattin then he be fingering your lass behind your back.
The bloke is a total smuck man.
Yeah definitely. But I guarantee he'd be proper hard to hate in a casual conversation. He's a rat and he'd turn on the charm instantly
I dont think id give him the chance to charm. Maybe quote some of his excuses back to him in the middle of the conversation.