brummie

Drogba's got a point. European cup quarter final and they're all fucking sat there, making barely a peep.

Get fucking in.

Cech, dear fucking god.

Have a look at this Brummie mate http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,59638.0.html Ha ha! Superb! Thank you. This Has just made me snort lager down my t-shirt, via my nostrils.

Toshack has done well to hold onto his accent despite those decades of globe wandering.

i don't get the dog / Dowie references of late, can someone explain them?

I've been in search of Facebook groups calling for him to be dismembered by Somalian pirates and have found none

Christ, Petr Cech, what on earth has happened to him?

Not really, he said Hiddink would have some wise words with them at HT, but said "Wishe wordsh" Dutch style.

"Chelsea are playing badly TOO MANY BLACKS"

Nice casual racism there, Clyde.

I'm shocked that 1) he started a game chasing at least 3 goals by putting three defensive midfielders on the pitch and 2) that they've actually got two goals in half an hour with that team selection! If we (ie the rest of the British footballing public) loathe Liverpool for their incredible jamminess, I can't even begin to think what it must be like for you lot to share the city with them.

When Barry goes there, I can only assume he'll be seeing an awful lot of the bench. That would be a travesty; I'm sure he'll move on though. Such a classy footballer. He never, ever puts on a full season, though. Incidentally, I am (and was) talking about Barry, not Alonso. Alonso is a much better footballer.

When Barry goes there, I can only assume he'll be seeing an awful lot of the bench.

Quite impressive of Liverpool to do so well with no Gerrard AND with that plank Lucas on the pitch.

Listen to Tyldesley coming in his pants. Istanbul this Istanbul that.

Agbonlahor has had half a season at best.

You're lucky you picked that match, then, it was a corker, but not exactly representative of what we see every other week. Where were you sat? And what on earth are you doing going up the Sty to watch that rabble?

Look at that Milwall crowd. I've never seen so much Stone Island outside the confines of a shop.

opted to remain at Sky instead He walked out on us as assistant manager to join Sky, too. I also have it on very good authority (friend of la Dando) that he has an exceptionally small penis.

So that's three then. Ferdinand, Sherwood and Paul Walsh.

That assumes that football is purely about getting big crowds, it isn't. There will have been people amongst Wimbledon's support who felt like they had their heart torn out when they lost their club, and lots of them, too. They might have got shit crowds, but they were in the top flight for a long, long time, which is a lot more than clubs like Leeds, Forest, Wolves etc can say of recent years.

Isnt Gray naturally going to be biased towards Villa what with him being an ex player He's still a prick mind either way He's not, really (biased towards us). See also David Platt, who never has a good word to say about us, despite having been "made" by us. Although i appreciate that we do better than most clubs in terms of ex players who show their colours as pundits (McInally, Dion Dublin etc). Andy Gray is an absolute cunt, though. He was, with Sir Brian Little, my hero as a kid.

Good to see they highlighted Fellaini's elbows, mind. Moyes sounded a bit like Phil Brown after the match. They asked the two blokes on the sofa who would finish higher, one perched himself on the fence, and one said Everton. Atlhough it was Steve Claridge who wouldn't give us credit if his life depended on it, the bluenose w*****. Some of your passing was very good today, true, but you pretty much disappeared in the second half, bar Pienaar's excellent goal out of nothing. All fans think the media hate their club. They don't. Anyway, lighten up, fifth or sixth, who cares, that's where we'll both finish. In the wider scheme of things, it doesn't really matter. We're both headed for the Europa League, or whatever the marketing twats in Geneva have opted to call it. Not to worry, you have that utter prick Andy Gray kissing your arses. I dunno what to laugh at most, KD. Is it someone suggesting that Andy Gray kisses Villa's arses, when this is patently the exact opposite of what he does. Or is it a Spurs fan complaining at media love for another club?

Good to see they highlighted Fellaini's elbows, mind. Moyes sounded a bit like Phil Brown after the match. They asked the two blokes on the sofa who would finish higher, one perched himself on the fence, and one said Everton. Atlhough it was Steve Claridge who wouldn't give us credit if his life depended on it, the bluenose wanker. Some of your passing was very good today, true, but you pretty much disappeared in the second half, bar Pienaar's excellent goal out of nothing. All fans think the media hate their club. They don't. Anyway, lighten up, fifth or sixth, who cares, that's where we'll both finish. In the wider scheme of things, it doesn't really matter. We're both headed for the Europa League, or whatever the marketing twats in Geneva have opted to call it.