Mike

Aye. At least we have numerous excuses. They spent what, £40m this summer? And actually have an owner and manager. That's what's killing me. They're shit for no reason.

Nothing is happening(!) Make shit up then. Think along the lines of "Butt just nutmegged Jenas four successive times then." No-one will disbelieve you. Duff had a shot on goal and Smith is warming up and looks motivated. I do not believe you. I went too far.

Nothing is happening(!) Make shit up then. Think along the lines of "Butt just nutmegged Jenas four successive times then." No-one will disbelieve you. Duff had a shot on goal and Smith is warming up and looks motivated.

Someone has to take Pavyluchencko out now.

Nothing is happening(!)

Rather have Smith on than Duff.

No matter how bad we are, they never criticize Butt.

Whoa, we just went forward.

How did Spurs get this bad? I mean, we can list the reasons why we're shit. They had such a good summer.

20 people in the stadium and the boos for Jenas are still loud as hell.

Bad pass from Bassong, but the commentary team are making quite a bit of it.

Cacapa on the right, Zoggy and Butt in the middle, Duff and Martins up front. Owen on the left is what I saw.

Jesus Christ that team set up is baffling.

Martins starting. Nice. That's calmed me down quite a bit.

The way we were at Old Trafford back in August... was class. Feels like that was in another season.

I can't see any manager coming here with the all the uncertainty surrounding the club.

What the hell just happened.

It's as if Drogba and Anelka have never met.

Hid his arms too.

Looked worse than a yellow.

Boa Morte

If they get this kid a goal...

This is killing me. It's absolutely killing me.

Good run of play.

I could shoot from distance. Does that make me worth a contract? Get out there!