Mike

Keeper.

Mike Dean would deffo be dying to break out a yellow somewhere here.

Need a live table on the screen asap.

Love owt like this. Got both games going.

Oliver TV reffing now.

Mexico need three?

Fucking look away for ten minutes and miss two goals. Fucking Mexico.

That's a fucking great cross.

Like NUFC

Sat here like Pablo Escobar.

We do everything besides fucking finish. Need to let the mask slip and start kidnapping European babies. Get that fucking unit Vlahovic and give him a hot dog and a F-150. Fuck this shit.

This world cup stuff is cool but I need the cool security of Eddie on the touchline. These international motherfuckers got my heart pacing.

Surely Wales will be at every World Cup now that there are 150 teams.

Did you see that shot at the end, Cuba? We're fucking doomed.

Obviously don't shut the fuck up Caleb. But still.

Fucking hell my kingdom for a forward.

Wish Shola was American.

Would have scored if he stayed up.

I've hated every second of this half.

Peasants.

Gonna shit meself here.

Zimmerman?

Wew I want to have faith in these subs..

Hitler is bringing it home.

Areet dad.