Mike

Afraid to have any impressions for fear of a jinx.

Wish I could teleport a beer in your hand. Sort you right out.

Frustrated. God damn it.

Let off there.

COMEON

I;m gonna kick this ref in his fucing dick.

Yellow for that tug ref. Cunt.

AInt no one told him to jump like that. Rub some dirt on it you piece of shit.

GOD DAMN IT

Clever impersonation of a dirty forrin there.

No card for that cynical shit?

HORNS TRUMPETS DRUMS GBH ABH

Fuck sake!

You've got u's all over the shoppe but we're the French ones. Aye.

Estupinan has a fucking motor.

Edgar Davids looking like he's about to fill the subway with some smooth jazz.

Should replace Wood with Valencia.

Desperately wanted an Ecuador goal there.

Valencia having some fucking tourney.

We're the underdogs and really need to make up for the performance vs Wales especially after what Iran did, so we should leap out of the gates and look to make a statement, shithouse a bit and be cunts. I genuinely feel like we're as athletic as you, even if the talent gap is pretty wide. I'm sure we wobt do this, we'll be meek and happy to be there.

10 is gonna score.

Dogshit ref.

Hear me out, I feel like the Iranian 10 is badass. He's got Pizozza energy.

Diego Luna having a decent game.

I don't sleep.