Willow

We're still gonna get knacked in this game but I see plenty of goals in it for some reason.. 1-4 or 2-4 to chelsea. Hope alan can prove me wrong though, c'mon lads!

Enrique. I know, thinks hes knight rider or somethin

check out all the toon player's rides in the video http://www.skysports.com/video/clips/0,23791,15855_5139678,00.html BASS BASS

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/article2358315.ece ALAN SHEARER has laid down the law at Newcastle. The Tyneside legend was hailed yesterday as the man to save the club because he has the ‘cojones’. And new boss Shearer proved it by hitting his players with a series of strict rules. He: # BANNED all nights out on the Toon after games. # TOLD his squad they must stay behind after training and eat lunch together as a team. # CHALLENGED anyone to say if they do not like the new regime — and said they can go if they are unhappy. A Toon insider revealed to SunSport: “It is Alan Shearer’s way or no way. “He has come in and everyone quickly realised he would not take any nonsense. “Previously there was no real camaraderie among the players. They would shower after training and go home as soon as they were changed.

There'd be protests if JFK signed a new deal, mark my words. If alan does or doesn't keep us up, people would be so angry at having pretty much our worst manager ever brought back..

I'd just look into the camera with this face:

Nile looking Happy That's the most important thing. He's just glad to be working witha Striker who was near his level at his prime. :lol:

that was mint

the end to this season is going to be absolutely crazy, god I hope we stay up, its such a huge challenge.. time to roll our sleeves up and get crackin now

todays training pics! can't be arsed to shorten the url Getty Images

lots of chavs and local alchies out there now, just saw on the bbc news..

Well in the context of staying up, this won't matter a jot. It just means it's VERY likely Shearer is coming with designs on a proper contract. Good point, it was probably a term he set before accepting the role....hopefully. In the past I've always said alan wasn't ready but seeing as we're in freefall, we need some pride to lift the team and the fans. If nothing was done then the fans may have turned and the whole thing would see no improvement. Wise made some good signings but ultimately, the silence was deafening. I'd rather ignore it all and move on now tbh..

http://m.gmgrd.co.uk/res/228.$plit/C_71_article_1012761_image_list_image_list_item_0_image.jpg

http://www.wishlist.nu/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/mankini.jpg Obviously.

So I'm guessing Dowie is asst' manager or somethin? and chris and colin remain in coaching roles

I think its just a late announcement and the web people are asleep dreaming about being able to make better websites.. this news is a total shock but I hope its not all in vein. this season has been a rollercoaster of misery for us all and if he does indeed keep us up, then he'll be knighted. also, the players need to give it one last shot....*plays the final countdown music* COME ON THE TOON!

How about he just fucks off and we never see him anywhere near this club ever again, let-alone the damn touchline? Please god let this happen.

Its like a horrible, horrible nightmare that I can't wake up from....

thread title change?

I had a bad dream the other night that we'd be battered 4 nil in this game ....my prediction is actually 1-2.....prove me wrong lads

sorry, phil only comes in bronze.. http://www.independent.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00075/phil-brown_75121t.jpg

you heard him on the radio? hes shitting himself and generally making a right tit of himself http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/7950507.stm cringe-tastic at what stage of the insanity process do you realise you're insane? i'm guessing it's not long after you're sitting ridiculing another teams manager in march 2009 as a newcastle supporter What? read I'm laughing at that interview and how hes interacting with the presenters. What, do you think I'm not laughing at Newcastle's situation too? it's like laughing at a dude standing in a turd while the acid is burning through your shoe excellent observation, when would you like your gold star?

you heard him on the radio? hes shitting himself and generally making a right tit of himself http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/7950507.stm cringe-tastic at what stage of the insanity process do you realise you're insane? i'm guessing it's not long after you're sitting ridiculing another teams manager in march 2009 as a newcastle supporter What? read I'm laughing at that interview and how hes interacting with the presenters. What, do you think I'm not laughing at Newcastle's situation too?

you heard him on the radio? hes shitting himself and generally making a right tit of himself http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/7950507.stm cringe-tastic at what stage of the insanity process do you realise you're insane? i'm guessing it's not long after you're sitting ridiculing another teams manager in march 2009 as a newcastle supporter What?

you heard him on the radio? hes shitting himself and generally making a right tit of himself http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/7950507.stm cringe-tastic