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Would have to say Phil Dowd as the referee for me, punchable face and a knob.

£10 on Tiote to be carded tomorrow at 5/6

 

like printing money

 

I know, I hope some more people jumped on this. Wish I had the bollocks put £60 onit.

Put £6 on this after seeing your post, thanks. Also put £1 on the two PL draws and spurs to win, returned about 20 quid. Small time.

Definitely won't be buying a shirt with Wonga written on it.

Dunno if this is old news, but at one of the pardew talk in recently he mentioned tiote and his injuries

 

Pardew said that he doesn't get medical help, instead he lets tiote do what he wants, which is him going to see a witch doctor or stuff like that, to get his health back

 

So its entirely up to tiote to say when hes fully fit to play, he even leaves the country to go see these witch doctors or whatever they are

 

Sorry if this has been mentioned

 

 

whag does he do if he breaks his leg???

 

Rangers had some big cunt a few years back who was the same. Broke his leg and was told he'd be out for the year, so he went back home to the carribean because his witch doctor said he could magic it better and he'd be back in a fortnight. Which he was. Mind i think when he tried to kick a ball the bone popped out of his arse or something.

 

Marvin Andrews it was

Should have been out for months and only missed one game 

Search Colin Murray on twitter and it's just endless abuse 

Brilliant Ljungberg! Boring as hell and then that comes out.

Ryan Giggs apparently played 172 games for Man utd before Sterling was even born! Incredible.

Belgian FA have done the same for Scotland fans for the game next month, the minimum 8%.

How can anyone call it a save if it went in? It was some good reactions though. Thought he could have definitely done better for both goals, looks well past it.

If true, I'm glad.

Everton have an 8-1-1 record at Goodison in their last 10

Crazy formation, very negative.

I had a dream last night that we lost 7-2. Plausible.

Levein is an unjustifiably arrogant twat. Refused to change Miller for Rhodes with 20 mins to go purely through sheer arrogance. If he plays Miller up front on his own again tomorrow, he is surely a finished man. 

I thought for many years that there was a cup called 'the snubs cup'. There was a teletext headline that said "Keegan snubs cup" and when I asked what the snubs cup was my family just laughed and made fun out of me by making me believe it was a real thing.

Horsens would be nice as well with cheap flights to Billund. Bring on the Scandinavians!

Impressed with Ba tonight, up top on his own against Samba most of the night and chased everything. Coming away from the ground it didn't really feel like a defeat. Was much happier losing like that than heading home after a boring 2-0 loss.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/funny_old_game/2625867.stm

Crocked fans

The chairman of a Romanian football team is becoming so exasperated by the behaviour of the club's fans that he is planning to install a moat around the pitch - filled with crocodiles.

Steaua chairman

Steaua Nicolae Balcescu are in danger of being expelled from the Fourth Division unless they can prevent fans from invading the pitch.

"This is not a joke - we can get crocodiles easy enough and feed them on meat from the local abattoir," said club chairman Alexandra Cringus.

"The ditch is planned to be wide enough that no one could manage to jump over it. Anyone who attempted to do so would have to deal with the crocs.

"I think that the problem of fans running onto the pitch will be solved once and for all."

That may be true - but the next problem Mr Cringus might have to deal with is an unusually high turnover of ball boys.

Man utd 5+ goals 10/1

Thinking of sticking a fiver on this @ 18/1:

A - Mexico to qualify

B - Argentina group winner

C - England group winner

D - Serbia to qualify

E - Holland group winner

F - Italy group winner

G - Brazil to qualify

H - Spain group winner

(returns £98.14)

couple of quid on skybet's tv specials:

Bouncebackability:

Chelsea £1 @ 7/1

Portsmouth 50p @ 40/1

4 or more different chelsea players to score in 90 mins £1 @ 8/1

Leicester DNB

Fulham DNB

Elfsborg

£1 returns £9.80

Madrid Bouncebackability £1 @ 9/1

Fulham Bouncebackability £1 @ 14/1

Madrid to win the cup

Lyon Monaco draw

£1 returns £7.07

£50 in play on Bucaspor U20 with a 2-0 lead over Eskisehirspor U20 at 1.50 at HT.

 

Did you win?!

 

Yep, ended 1-3 to Bucaspor. Contemplating putting £6 on Panathinaikos coming back from 0-1 down against PAOK at 4.50.

sounds impossible to me

At the end of this season, does Kanu become to the first player to win the Premiership more than once and be relegated more than once?

Nicky Butt has won 6 premier league titles and relegated twice.

Wilkinson, being one of our best ever players, should never be sold.

 

keeps the players chins nice and smooth, i agree

Rumours that the blades want him back though.

Wilkinson, being one of our best ever players, should never be sold.