Don't patronize our most beloved soccer media outlet. IT'S ALL WE'VE GOT!
Oh yeah, almost forgot. Ahem.
USA USA USA USA USA USA
No, honestly, I prefer it to the UK one. I'm being genuine. Better pundits and more entertaining.
I remember the excitement of Welbeck vs. Sturridge. After a few months it's apparent that one is shit and one is a prick.
Still young though, of course.