Espio

Almiron is cursed

Where's Uri Gellar when we need him?

Really got to feel for Almiron, that was a right kick in the balls.

Would someone mind PMing me a copy please? x

Will never forgive him for diving against us for Liverpool.

Dirk Kuyt

JoelinTOON (Chronic Bingo)

How shit is football in this country, given that a club ran as shoddilly as ours is able to sustain Premier League football

 

Too soon  :'(

Activated his buy-out clause is a key sentence

The little ginger kid hopefully showing what the Arsenal game's gonna be like.

So why look for a new manager if they've mentioned their own targets?

I've got Exeter and Torquay nearby. Fuck.

Suppose I could trade one St James for the other

I'm pregnant?

Does anyone want to see my willy?

 

Aye, go on then

Tunnocks teacakes been mentioned yet?

Also, Jammy Dodgers are the boiz like

What were the two words?

"All good"

It's Friday, this confirmed yet?

Don’t see why Ashley even needs to be in the country for this to go through. Surely the lawyers will be handling everything.

Signatures I'd hope

For PL approval, the paperwork has to be submitted by the club, not the potential new owners/directors.

FCB and The Thumb... This paperwork will never get submitted.

Really what is wrong with them?

 

They won the Trafalgar Square Cup twice in one season

Won the Seat Dump Cup

Won The Fatlass Shitsinafountain Trophy

Qualified for next seasons Wailing Wall group stages

Smashed our under 23's with their first team

Contested the Nastybastads Cup with Coventry and Portsmouth (their new enemies!)

Retained the Mostlovedfansintheleague award

 

Next season is looking superb already with promises of 100 points smashing the league etc etc    why wouldn't we all want to be mackems right now !

 

I'm quite a big fan of having teeth and not fucking my family.

Was Hamed Alharthi one of the first ones to break the news of the Man City takeover?

And Pep to city too, apparently.

 

Old thread - https://www.newcastle-online.org/forum/index.php?topic=99882.0

 

We bash out new Ashley threads faster than George RR Martin

I don't recall George RR Martin starting an Ashley thread 

Looks more like the old woman

According to Mark Douglas the meeting will likely take place Thursday or Friday so at the latest we should know if Benitez has signed a new contract by Monday at the latest.

 

They (Rafa Ashley Charnley) met Monday apparently according to a friend who had a nephew at the club.

I have an unkle, who has a cousin, whos wifes stepmothers son met a guy at a wedding who is Ashleys poolcleaners brother in laws grandfather who says there could've been a meeting or should be a meeting in the coming week(s).

So there is or soon is a deal agreed or not agreed!

How certain are they?

I watched that and actually don’t get much of an impression that he!s closer to staying, possibly less to be honest.

 

Why?

Because Stifler