Espio

Well he's never living that down back at base

I hope he can never find the cold side of the pillow again. I also hope whenever he spreads butter on his toast, the butter is too cold and tears up his bread. Cunt.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA

Funny as fuck if we cancelled the deal at 18:59

Loan him to Stuttgart

Fuck sake, we were supposed to kick on this season, and strengthen off the back of CL quals and a cup win. Instead we're selling our first team players, losing our talisman striker and effectively moving backwards. What the fuck are the higher ups playing at

So Anthony, you've said you're excited to get started, but are you excited to get started?

Spat my fucking drink at the bacon

Umm

Was fucking weird how he went down though, hope he's OK and it's not as bad as it looks

Saka's dad supports Newcastle

The only time it ever seems to sell out is when we're there

"They want a quick game? Let's fucking give it to them"

Terrible to watch innit

Watching this with spanish commentary is fun, no idea what they're saying but I definitely understood the 45 second shout of gooooooool

Mankwillo

I'm not quite up to date, but is there anything concrete about us being in for Chiesa?

Click the twitter link

"You said that you want to thank Newcastle United because they are giving you a huge opportunity for your career but would you say this is a huge opportunity for your career?"

**Downloads to Ableton** NPW

Really wish they'd get rid of that shite direct font like

Haaland will get it unfortunately

Central black stripe isn't even central