Espio

ASM is probably tired from having to turn up to training on time

Just now, Sima said:

Shocking pass from Clark.

Genuinely didn't realise he was even on the pitch 

1 minute ago, Thomson Mouse said:

Not sure what you lot are watching but there’s a huge difference in a few days.

 

might lose, but they look like they know what they’re doing 

 

 

 

You on about Palace?

2 minutes ago, nufcnick said:

Too right, pussys, pussy man 

Except when it looks like lasagne that's been dropped on the kitchen floor.

Just now, nufcnick said:

After everyone that’s been mentioned, ending up with Martinez would be like, shagging Jennifer Lawrence then pulling out to finish in Susan Boyle 

Let's be honest though, we'd all still finish

30 minutes ago, Ritchie said:

The defending keeps getting brought up as an issue, we've got no defence anyway so why does it matter?

Keegan's philosophy was to score more goals than the opposition anyway, that didn't work out too bad.

We just need to start scoring goals 

My, uhhh "TV" cut out before his interview, how much of a train wreck is/was it? 

That's what happens when you sit back against a better team you fat fucking cunt, have a fucking heart attack and retire

I'm actually fucking crying  What the actual fuck man

Went on the stadium tour yesterday as I was up for a funeral this week.

As part of the tour we were taken into the directors area, then not 1 minute later, security turned up and ushered us all out as quick as possible, then a load of media made their way in. I was immediately aroused thinking cabbage heed had been binned.

Turns out it was just about the boxing and a load of boxers had all turned up to do promo work 

On 12/10/2021 at 19:16, huss9 said:

now he's gone, did we ever find out who was behind ashleyout and sackpardew.com?

I'm Spartacus

So many purples

Just now, TheGuv said:

You definitely live on Cleveland Avenue and you’re called James…

I used to live on Cleveland Avenue, but am not called James 

Ryder looks like Hoggle, all grown up

There'd be fuck all left of the train

Cunt has a face that looks like a stuntman's knee. Fuck off you fat mackem bastard

Roughly we can spend about 190m and still be within FFP (According to the interwebs)

I have no words - Except those

Don't think it'll properly sink in until the official statement and seeing them on the pitch

1 minute ago, HaydnNUFC said:

 

Fucking Edwards trying to be Neil Armstrong. Fuck off and suck Mauriss you heathen.

Immobile please

Off you fuck, cabbage heed

2 minutes ago, christ said:

Some absolute pricks have decided that today is the day for back to back to back to back meetings. Fuckers.

Jesus, christ

Fuck it, I'm in - NJU619K heading north, just taken off from Luton.

Bet Masters is sat there rubbing one out everytime that Lewis dickhead opens his mouth