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Liverpool aren't gonna score.

fiver at 47/1 man Dunno what I'll get with the DNB's taken out.

FUCKING GET IN SOUTHEND! 1-1.

all in bold are at least saving some grace if they stay the same. Liverpool and Chelsea might score, but can't see Southend turning it round. Currently 1-0 down at home to Accy Stanley.

Chelsea Liverpool (DNB) Southampton West Ham Brighton (DNB) Sheff Wed Huddersfield Swindon (DNB) Southend MK Dons I will cry if it they all come in apart from Sheff Wed considering they were 3-0 up after 10 mins! Don't think it will come in at all like.

early doors but Jose and Bellamy are taking the piss down the unwashed's right hand side.

He's too boring to warrant a reaction. Just surely a shrug of the shoulders and a "meh". Jose and Bellamy are getting the bews like.

they're not beeeeeeeewing Henderson. Shame.

'availability purposes' are suggesting its gonna be tramps v wallpushers for me.

tramps v wallpushers or wolves v blackburn?

PA guy reads out an entire paragraph to announce Klasnic scored.

picked up on by Sky. Well done.

who scored? Got bored and fucked off to make a bacon sarnie...

he's quality.

lifting decision. It was in.

these are inspired top work lads

likewise!

Brilliant ALS is a joke and Martyn McFadden, its editor, is a total prick. Won't let anyone else associated with the publication speak to the media.

wem-bur-leeeeey, wem-bur-leeeey

Ramage looked like he was sniffing poppers

oh god that stupid face painted tit.

Fulham fans spitting out their Pimms and hummus in disgust that they're last on MOTD2 after a 5-0 win.

good to see them try and gesture '10' with their hands at FT for ten men. Ten what? Ten points?

fwiw someone near me got hit with a 2p coin today. Someone else also claimed to have got hockled on. Only saw one tit with a SD bag. A reusable one. Would've been funny as fuck if he held it up and his trampy possessions fell out.